Want to get a statue in Brisbane? Being a footballer helps

So you want to be immortalised in bronze? Wear some shorts, the shorter the better.

Looking at who qualifies for statue status in Brisbane, it seems the more thigh you show, the better your chances.

Yeah I'm talking sportsmen (they're almost all men).

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-02/why-do-footballers-get-all-the-statues-in-brisbane/10060464